The Theory of Relativity

Are we separated by five states, two countries, or the next town over?

It's actually three towns over.

One possible solution

What do I want with my life now that you're gone?

Eating crap until I'm fat

Check with the MLA

Don't you wanna get out of Cape Cod?

It's not so bad, I don't think.

I Don't Believe You (She Acts Like We Met, Like, Once)

How am I supposed to pretend I never want to see you again?

Best to just forget.

I Heard Fidelity On the Radio

Suppose I'd never ever met you?

Well, then we'd be elsewhere.

Tell that to your friend in the cowboy hat

Why didn't you just leave me if you didn't want to stay?

Falling in love's much easier than falling out.

They're gonna draw on the walls too.

Who's gonna kick the ball in the house? Your damn punk kids.

Less Talking More Head

And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?"

Just put the thingy in the other thingy.

Go Team

When will you come home? After the game.

Graduation

Why do I ask you so many questions? You have a master's degree.